Farmer Jim is a bastard
Farmer Jim is a twat
You can't park your truck on his land
And that's the end of that

Farmer Jim is a Mofo
You gotta park it out on the front
Farmer Jim is an arsehole
Farmer Jim is a...
Country gentleman
Country gentleman

There's a goat out in the meadow
Screaming out in pain
'Cos Jimmy's luncheon truncheon
Is deep inside his frame

There's a goose out in the farmyard
You can hear it's strangled cries
'Cos he's choking on the contents
Of Farmer Jimmy's flies

The hogs are squealing in the pig pen
'Cos here comes their special friend
You know there's pork in luncheon meat
But Jimmy's turned it round again
Jimmy's turned it round again

Farmer Jim is a bastard
Farmer Jim is a twat
You can't park your truck on his land
At that's the end of that

Farmer Jim is a Mofo
You gotta park it out on the front
Farmer Jim is an arsehole
Farmer Jim is a.....
Country gentleman
Country gentleman


© 2002 Dan Russell / Paul Jones