Dirty muddy river
Running through this town
Dirty muddy river
Washes the city brown
Beautiful ugly city
Tips a wink to you
One without the other
Will not see the other through
Dirty muddy river
Running through this town
Dirty muddy river
From the cliff bridge you look down
On the beautiful ugly city
You've always been it's clown
Remember if you jump off
You'd be poisoned before you'd drown
Dirty muddy river
Running through this town
Dirty muddy river
Washed away your frown
Beautiful ugly city
Hangs high around your pride
Living on your small boat
Moored at the harbourside
